The King Who Wouldn't Smile letra

There was a king who wouldn't smile
Sat on the toilet reading the trial
His dogs chased their tails 'round and 'round
Midget cars arrived stuffed with clowns who served him quail eggs on toast
There was a king who never laughed
Fell in love with a two-headed calf
Filled his bath with razor blades
Tattooed his arm with the ace of spades, but the grass made fun of his shoes
There was king who cried and cried
Mice crawled in his shoes to die
He cried so much that herds of deer gathered to lick his salty tears
So the king crawled under his bed
Like a fish at the bottom of a pail, like a cricketswallowed by a whale
Like a chipmunk who's chewed off his tail, the king who wouldn't smile

The Handsome Family - Letras

• 24-Hour Store
• 3-Legged Dog
• A Beautiful Thing
• A Dark Eye
• A Shadow Underneath
• A Thousand Diamond Rings
• After We Shot The Grizzly...
• All The Time In Airports...
• Amelia Earhart Vs The Dancing Bear
• Arlene
• Back In My Day
• Beautiful William...
• Birds You Can Not See
• Bowling Alley Bar....
• Bury Me Here
• Caterpillars
• Cathedrals
• Claire Said
• Cold, Cold, Cold
• Darling, My Darling
• Don't Be Scared
• Down In The Ground
• Down In The Valley Of Hollow Logs
• Down In The Winding Corn Maze
• Drunk By Noon
• Dry Bones
• Eels
• Emily Shore 1819-1839
• Everything That Rises Must Converge
• Fallen Peaches
• Far From Any Road
• Flapping Your Broken Wings...
• Flies
• Frogs
• Gail With The Golden Hair
• Gentlemen
• Giant Ant
• Glow Worm
• Gold
• Gorilla
• Grandmother Waits For You
• Gravity
• Green Willow Valley
• Gulls
• Here's Hopin
• Hunter Green...
• I Fell
• I Know You Are There
• If The World Should End In Fire
• If The World Should End In Ice
• In The Air
• June Bugs
• King Of Dust
• Lake Geneva
• Last Night I Went Out Walking
• Lie Down
• Linger, Let Me Linger
• Little Sparrows
• Lizard
• Love Is Like
• Moving Furniture Around
• My Beautiful Bride
• My Friend
• My Ghost
• My Sister's Tiny Hands
• No One Fell Asleep Alone
• No.1 Country Song
• Octopus
• One Way Up
• Our Blue Sky...
• Owls
• Passenger Pigeons
• Peace In The Valley Once Again
• Pony
• Poor, Poor Lenore
• Sleepy
• So Long
• So Much Wine
• Somewhere Else To Be
• Spider
• Stalled
• Tesla's Hotel Room...
• The Bottomless Hole
• The Dutch Boy
• The Forgotten Lake
• The Giant Of Illinois
• The House Carpenter
• The King Who Wouldn't Smile
• The Last
• The Loneliness Of Magnets
• The Petrified Forest
• The Red Door
• The Sad Milkman
• The Sea Rose
• The Silver Light
• The Snow White Diner
• The Song Of a Hundred Toads
• The Woman Downstairs
• There Is a Sound
• These Golden Jewels...
• Tin Foil
• Tiny Tina
• Trial Of Time
• Tvs In Town
• Underneath The Falls
• Up Falling Rock Hill
• Water Into Wine
• Weightless Again
• When That Helicopter Comes
• When You Whispered
• Where The Birch Trees Lean
• White Dog
• White Lights
• Whitehaven
• Wild Wood
• Wildebeest
• Winnebago Skeletons
• Woodpecker