Drunk By Noon letra

There once was a poodle who thought he was a cowboy
But he lived in a cage the size of his thumb
And, though his white horse was a box of toothpicks
He galloped around until hit by a car

Sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird just to remind myself I'll never fly
Sometimes I burn my arms with cigarettes just to pretend I won't scream when I die
Sometimes I can't wait to come down with cancer

At least then I'll get to watch tv all day
And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers even if all my questions are taken away
If my life was as long as the moon's, I'd still be jealous of the sun
If my life lasted only one day, I'd still be drunk by noon

The Handsome Family - Letras

• 24-Hour Store
• 3-Legged Dog
• A Beautiful Thing
• A Dark Eye
• A Shadow Underneath
• A Thousand Diamond Rings
• After We Shot The Grizzly...
• All The Time In Airports...
• Amelia Earhart Vs The Dancing Bear
• Arlene
• Back In My Day
• Beautiful William...
• Birds You Can Not See
• Bowling Alley Bar....
• Bury Me Here
• Caterpillars
• Cathedrals
• Claire Said
• Cold, Cold, Cold
• Darling, My Darling
• Don't Be Scared
• Down In The Ground
• Down In The Valley Of Hollow Logs
• Down In The Winding Corn Maze
• Drunk By Noon
• Dry Bones
• Eels
• Emily Shore 1819-1839
• Everything That Rises Must Converge
• Fallen Peaches
• Far From Any Road
• Flapping Your Broken Wings...
• Flies
• Frogs
• Gail With The Golden Hair
• Gentlemen
• Giant Ant
• Glow Worm
• Gold
• Gorilla
• Grandmother Waits For You
• Gravity
• Green Willow Valley
• Gulls
• Here's Hopin
• Hunter Green...
• I Fell
• I Know You Are There
• If The World Should End In Fire
• If The World Should End In Ice
• In The Air
• June Bugs
• King Of Dust
• Lake Geneva
• Last Night I Went Out Walking
• Lie Down
• Linger, Let Me Linger
• Little Sparrows
• Lizard
• Love Is Like
• Moving Furniture Around
• My Beautiful Bride
• My Friend
• My Ghost
• My Sister's Tiny Hands
• No One Fell Asleep Alone
• No.1 Country Song
• Octopus
• One Way Up
• Our Blue Sky...
• Owls
• Passenger Pigeons
• Peace In The Valley Once Again
• Pony
• Poor, Poor Lenore
• Sleepy
• So Long
• So Much Wine
• Somewhere Else To Be
• Spider
• Stalled
• Tesla's Hotel Room...
• The Bottomless Hole
• The Dutch Boy
• The Forgotten Lake
• The Giant Of Illinois
• The House Carpenter
• The King Who Wouldn't Smile
• The Last
• The Loneliness Of Magnets
• The Petrified Forest
• The Red Door
• The Sad Milkman
• The Sea Rose
• The Silver Light
• The Snow White Diner
• The Song Of a Hundred Toads
• The Woman Downstairs
• There Is a Sound
• These Golden Jewels...
• Tin Foil
• Tiny Tina
• Trial Of Time
• Tvs In Town
• Underneath The Falls
• Up Falling Rock Hill
• Water Into Wine
• Weightless Again
• When That Helicopter Comes
• When You Whispered
• Where The Birch Trees Lean
• White Dog
• White Lights
• Whitehaven
• Wild Wood
• Wildebeest
• Winnebago Skeletons
• Woodpecker